Corporate Lies
Corporate Lies
- Your call is important to us
- Yeah, right. If the call were really important, you'd
tear down your VMD's (voice mail defenses) and hire enough people
to handle the calls. Gimme a break.
- Personal Touch Banking(tm)
- This is actually the name of one of Canada's largest chains
of ATM (automatic teller machines). Royal Bank created "Personal Touch
Banking" -- by removing their personnel from service!
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