Corporate Lies

Corporate Lies

Your call is important to us
Yeah, right. If the call were really important, you'd tear down your VMD's (voice mail defenses) and hire enough people to handle the calls. Gimme a break.
Personal Touch Banking(tm)
This is actually the name of one of Canada's largest chains of ATM (automatic teller machines). Royal Bank created "Personal Touch Banking" -- by removing their personnel from service!

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